Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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