Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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