Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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