i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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