It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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