Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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