We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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