I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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