She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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