It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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