We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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