Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
And then he peed in my hair
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