Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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