We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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