just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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