you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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