they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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