what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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