OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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