guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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