I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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