at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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