Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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