the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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