so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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