Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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