What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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