I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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