i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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