i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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