I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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