THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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