Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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