SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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