too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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