How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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