I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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