Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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