It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
