Porn is love you can see.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
