I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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