Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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