yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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