I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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