She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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