it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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