no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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