i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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