More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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