I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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